Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Yes, it cracked me up!
Check out these jokes that RG kids found during their
study on birds.
Yes, it cracked me up!
Check out these jokes that RG kids found during their
study on birds.
When is the best time to buy budgies?
When they're going cheep! What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek? Fowl play! What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer! What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef! What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot! What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment! Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forgot the words! Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down! What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost! Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off! | What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A fire quacker. Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe ! What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger! Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken. What do you get if you cross a chicken with gunpowder? An eggsplosion! What do you call a rooster that crows every morning? An alarm cluck! How do you stop a cock crowing on Sunday morning? Have him for dinner on Saturday night! What do you call a sick eagle? Ill-eagle! Why is a sofa like a roast chicken? Because they're both full of stuffing! Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break! | What do you get if you cross a chicken and a Kangaroo?
Pouched eggs! What’s black and white and makes an awful noise? A penguin playing bagpipes! What’s black and white with red spots? A penguin with measles! Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin What do parrots eat? Polyfilla! What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie! What did the canary say when she laid a square egg? Ouch! What key won't open any door? A turkey! What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers! What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn! What did the 500 pound canary say to the cat? “Here Kitty, Kitty!” | What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee! What kind of bird can carry the most weight? The crane! Why do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels! Why did the monster cross the road? To eat the chicken! What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin falling down the stairs! How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend ? In a HEN-velope! What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up! Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Because he was chicken! Why do swallows fly south in winter? It’s too far to walk! |